we need to atack all hamsters rick is our army leader we need to make an army everyone sign up now i dono where but sign up to kill all hamsters!!! rick shall LIVE!
we need to atack all hamsters rick is our army leader we need to make an army everyone sign up now i dono where but sign up to kill all hamsters!!! rick shall LIVE!
RUBBISH OLD DISCUSTING NO GOOD HAMSTERS! THEY BETTER NOT COME TO THE BASKETBALL GAMES AND WRESCLING MATCHES THAT I CHEER FOR! IF THEY DO I'LL CAPTURE THEM AND SEND THEM TO YOU RICK. SO YOU CAN TORTURE THEM!
SINCERELY,
DJ DANCING DENNIS
P.S. Did you know weird al had a pet HAMSTER named Harvey
Nooo! How far will the hamsers GO?!?! DJ Rick...if you have caller ID, maybe you can track where the hamsters were calling you...hmm... I miss the show!
time for a pre-emptive strike on hamsteraginstan YEEEE HAAA!!!
here's the plan: i'll get a bomber from WW2 and you just get a bunch of cats from japan. we fly over hamsteraginstan at the crack of dawn. i push the release button which will then unleash a horde of trained ninja cats that will ransack hamsteraginstan and your problems are solved.
Rick OH NO!!! Did you get beat up by that hampster!?!?! Dont you worry Ill have a long talk with mr.snuggles my sisters Hampster *Sniff Sniff* Ill pray for you.
Oh EM Geeee! What did those hamsters do to you? No wonder your in the car driving, you got to relocate because they know where you live now! Aaah! Stay away HAMSTERS, stay away!! lol :o)
Oh, I believe you. Those hamters are very evil. I can tell by the way they look at me inside their little cages at the pet store and the way they sniff around looking for a way to escape... I was just wondering how they figured out how to travel through the telephone line to get to ya. And if they could show me how to do it. I have a friend in Kentucky who I'd like to visit...
DJ Rainbow said... Yes - yes! They are watching you, pal. As for the telephone thing - the FBI, CIA and Dominos are looking into it...hang on the phones ringing...[PICKS UP PHONE]..HELLO? WAAAHHHSPLATT!!!!! EWWW! THAT WAS A PEPPERONI ONE!!!!
DJ Lyssa... Oh - I see - it's like that is it DJ Lyssa?? I thought you were on my side (CRIES).
dj awsome... I'm with you and so's my wife... DANG! WAIT I'm not married!!!
Anonymous said... KEEP BREATHING!!!! NOOOOO!
Roberto said... Oh I see Roberto - you find my life comedy do you? This is serious.....er....no it is!!
REALLY!
OH COME ON....
YOU WOULDN'T BE SCROLLING DOWN HERE IF YOU WEREN'T SERIOUS TOO, RIGHT?
WHAAAA???!!! They're watching me right now? *tears apart room* *finds a hamster with a tiny microphone and video camera* Ah HA! Evil hampter! Get out of my room before I sick the guard dog on you! *hundreds of hamsters jump out and attack* AHHH! AHHHHHH!!! Levi! Attack! ATTACK! *Levi sits there dumbly and watches his owner get attacked by hamsters*
Note to self: Labrador/Golden Retriever mix dogs do not make good guard dogs against evil hamsters.
Hey RICK...I think it's VERY strange that the hamsters on that phone call, have a BRITISH ACCENT!!!!! Is there something you're hiding from the world... is it anything to do with... YOUR SECRET OBSESSION WITH HAMSTERS!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
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