Sunday, December 21, 2008
|From General Pix|
I just checked my messages and horror of all horrors:
Crazy Matt, Chris & Chaz (The 3 C's) are in BIG TROUBLE!!!!
Which means - SO AM I !!!!
Therefore, I am moving my security alert status from
"Slightly Windy" to "Buttock Clenching!"
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
As I have recently moved to the entertainment capital
of the world (and I thought that was Reston, Virginia!!!??).
I have been told to have a new head shot ready!
My publicist Jeff Larceny is going to post the photo here.
I am hoping it's going to be good as I paid $12,000 for it!
Let me know what you think!
Sunday, July 27, 2008
So! This hairstyle is all the rage here in LA according to my hairdresser, Bob Sleazemug. It cost me $5,900.00 which Bob said I had to pay him in cash because if I didn't he might "break something". I wonder what he meant by that...
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Friday, May 23, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Sunday, January 13, 2008
All I can say is - I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS!
"If music be the food of love....." then the Cheetah Girls must be REALLY HUNGRY!!! Er...ok - that wasn't funny but a bit of it WAS from Shakespeare [CLUE: IT WASN'T THE CHEETAH GIRLS BIT...]. Anyway - here's me explaining some REALLY INTERESTING ENGLISH HISTORY (YAWWWWWWN)....DJRX (P.S. Note the REALLY attractive picture of the side of my face - it made me throw up TWICE!!!).
You may (or may not) have heard tell of the legend of 'London's Wobbily Bridge'?
No? Well.....ok then.....um.....actually it doesn't wobble anymore...so....umm.....hey lovely weather we're having, huh? DJRX